My bed time rituals don’t vary very much.
First I put my paw on Mum’s arm and nag her “come on, it’s bed time!”. Sometimes she gets cross because my nails scratch her – I try not to let that happen because I hate having my nails cut. It’s so undignified (and unmasculine) for a boy to endure a pedicure!
Then I run to the bedroom to choose my favourite sock. I love socks! Apparently I have a sock fetish.
The other day Mum noticed a strange bump on the side of my nose. She puts some ointment on it every day and now it’s shrinking (the bump, not my nose).
It’s embarrassing to have a yellow stain on the side of my face so I try to run away but she catches me every time.
Then I play with my Cat for a while. She’s not as interested in socks as I am.
And then I go to bed.